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Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

  1. Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone.

Your girlfriend bought your favorite cookie crisp cereal but forgot to get milk. :drooling_face: :grin:

She always speaks to him in a loud voice.

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here.

She finally understood that grief was her love with no place for it to go.

To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didn’t quite go as expected.

Most shark attacks occur about 10 feet from the beach since that’s where the people are.

is thought process was on so many levels that he gave himself a phobia of heights.

After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.

When nobody is around, the trees gossip about the people who have walked under them. :pensive: :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen.

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat.

The hummingbird’s wings blurred while it eagerly sipped the sugar water from the feeder

Mary plays the piano

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

A dead duck doesn’t fly backward.

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

She had some amazing news to share but nobody to share it with

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity.