The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf.
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
It didnât take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldnât do something
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there
Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday
You canât compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one
The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood
The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
Iâd rather be a bird than a fish
Too many prisons have become early coffins
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.
It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon