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The chic gangster liked to start the day with a pink scarf.

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

It didn’t take long for Gary to detect the robbers were amateurs

Some bathing suits just shouldn’t be worn by some people

As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do something

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.

He found the end of the rainbow and was surprised at what he found there

Her daily goal was to improve on yesterday

You can’t compare apples and oranges, but what about bananas and plantains?

When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly

I think I will buy the red car, or I will lease the blue one

The anaconda was the greatest criminal mastermind in this part of the neighborhood

The old rusted farm equipment surrounded the house predicting its demise

David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97

Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory

I’d rather be a bird than a fish

Too many prisons have become early coffins

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding.

It dawned on her that others could make her happier, but only she could make herself happy

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon