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Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas

Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar

She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams

The llama couldn’t resist trying the lemonade

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them

Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits can’t read

I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

I want to buy a onesie… but know it won’t suit me

The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past

He appeared to be confusingly perplexed

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference

Two more days and all his problems would be solved.