Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas
Nothing seemed out of place except the washing machine in the bar
She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
The llama couldnât resist trying the lemonade
The secret code they created made no sense, even to them
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
Peanut butter and jelly caused the elderly lady to think about her past
He appeared to be confusingly perplexed
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
She had that tint of craziness in her soul that made her believe she could actually make a difference
Two more days and all his problems would be solved.