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It must be five o’clock somewhere.

There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.

Rock music approaches at high velocity

Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be

I’m working on a sweet potato farm

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

The shark-infested South Pine channel was the only way in or out

Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world.

The knives were out and she was sharpening hers.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

He spiked his hair green to support his iguana

He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish

Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them

:upside_down_face:

Which one is more important between speaking and writing

I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

How is the weather :bread: :mushroom: :avocado: :onion:

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven