It must be five o’clock somewhere. 
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance.
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone.
She looked into the mirror and saw another person.
Everyone says they love nature until they realize how dangerous she can be.
Be careful with that butter knife.
Pat ordered a ghost pepper pie.
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.
When money was tight, he’d get his lunch money from the local wishing well.
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam.
There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
She only paints with bold colors; she does not like pastels.
After fighting off the alligator, Brian still had to face the anaconda.
If you don’t like toenails, you probably shouldn’t look at your feet.
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived.