They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
She tilted her head back and let whip cream stream into her mouth while taking a bath
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
I currently have 4 windows open up⌠and I donât know why
If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
The external scars tell only part of the story
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
The father handed each child a roadmap at the beginning of the 2-day road trip and explained it was so they could find their way home
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
She always speaks to him in a loud voice
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
100 years old is such a young age if you happen to be a bristlecone pine
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all