He excelled at firing people nicely
Let me help you with your baggage
Situps are a terrible way to end your day
Before he moved to the inner city, he had always believed that security complexes were psychological
She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
He waited for the stop sign to turn to a go sign
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button
When I was little I had a car door slammed shut on my hand and I still remember it quite vividly
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
He was the only member of the club who didnât like plum pudding
This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells
Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession