She let the balloon float up into the air with her hopes and dreams
While on the first date he accidentally hit his head on the beam
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night
The manager of the fruit stand always sat and only sold vegetables
It was very stuffy in that room with all the windows closed
Heâs in a boy band which doesnât make much sense for a snake
Her fragrance of choice was fresh garlic
Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp
You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
It was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
You realize youâre not alone as you sit in your bedroom massaging your calves after a long day of playing tug-of-war with Grandpa Joe in the hospital