It took him a while to realize that everything he decided not to change, he was actually choosing
I covered my friend in baby oil
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happene
He hated that he loved what she hated about hate
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue
Her scream silenced the rowdy teenagers
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
Written warnings in instruction manuals are worthless since rabbits canât read
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
Youâve been eyeing me all day and waiting for your move like a lion stalking a gazelle in a savannah
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it
Being unacquainted with the chief raccoon was harming his prospects for promotion
Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear
She folded her handkerchief neatly
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
Theyâre playing the piano while flying in the plane
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use