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His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog

The wake behind the boat told of the past while the open sea for told life in the unknown future

I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable

I’m working on a sweet potato farm

The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable

Bill ran from the giraffe toward the dolphin

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not noisy

He embraced his new life as an eggplant

The two walked down the slot canyon oblivious to the sound of thunder in the distance

The sunblock was handed to the girl before practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not apply it

I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

  1. I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters