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She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving

There was no telling what thoughts would come from the machine

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them

The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Danny’s head by mere millimeters

You’re good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken

She used her own hair in the soup to give it more flavor

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

It was getting dark, and we weren’t there yet

I was very proud of my nickname throughout high school but today- I couldn’t be any different to what my nickname was

The fog was so dense even a laser decided it wasn’t worth the effort

Beach-combing replaced wine tasting as his new obsession

He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did

The furnace repairman indicated the heating system was acting as an air conditioner

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery