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Combines are no longer just for farms

You should never take advice from someone who thinks red paint dries quicker than blue paint

A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them

It had been sixteen days since the zombies first attacked

Someone I know recently combined Maple Syrup & buttered Popcorn thinking it would taste like caramel popcorn. It didn’t and they don’t recommend anyone else do it either

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

Dan took the deep dive down the rabbit hole

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

She did not cheat on the test, for it was not the right thing to do

They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

This made him feel like an old-style rootbeer float smells

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems