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It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen

More RVs were seen in the storage lot than at the campground

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner

The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go

Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof

The spa attendant applied the deep cleaning mask to the gentleman’s back

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone

The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight

Behind the window was a reflection that only instilled fear

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

He liked to play with words in the bathtub

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini