A glittering gem is not enough
Iâm working on a sweet potato farm
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
A dead duck doesnât fly backward
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
Abstraction is often one floor above you
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head
It was the best sandcastle he had ever seen
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
The sign said there was road work ahead so he decided to speed up
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
Please wait outside of the house
The fish listened intently to what the frogs had to say
Homesickness became contagious in the young campersâ cabin
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news
While all her friends were positive that Mary had a sixth sense, she knew she actually had a seventh sense