Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
She is never happy until she finds something to be unhappy about; then, she is overjoyed
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
My secretary is the only person who truly understands my stamp-collecting obsession
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
Karen realized the only way she was getting into heaven was to cheat
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
The small white buoys marked the location of hundreds of crab pots
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
You have no right to call yourself creative until you look at a trowel and think that it would make a great lockpick
Despite what your teacher may have told you, there is a wrong way to wield a lasso
She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
He figured a few sticks of dynamite were easier than a fishing pole to catch fish
She found his complete dullness interesting
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
He was all business when he wore his clown suit
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment