He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Random words in front of other random words create a random sentence
I want a giraffe, but I’m a turtle eating waffles
I’m a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle
The clock within this blog and the clock on my laptop are 1 hour different from each other
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
I’ve traveled all around Africa and still haven’t found the gnu who stole my scarf
I would be delighted if the sea were full of cucumber juice
There can never be too many cherries on an ice cream sundae
He is good at eating pickles and telling women about his emotional problems
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
The view from the lighthouse excited even the most seasoned traveler
He went back to the video to see what had been recorded and was shocked at what he saw
Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack
Twin 4-month-olds slept in the shade of the palm tree while the mother tanned in the sun
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears