The complicated school homework left the parents trying to help their kids quite confused
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant
I want a giraffe, but Iâm a turtle eating waffles
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants
I checked to make sure that he was still alive
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
The balloons floated away along with all my hopes and dreams
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
Her life in the confines of the house became her new normal
It was the scarcity that fueled his creativity
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
Strawberries must be the one food that doesnât go well with this brand of paint