The golden retriever loved the fireworks each Fourth of July 
A song can make or ruin a person’s day if they let it get to them
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
I’ve never seen a more beautiful brandy glass filled with wine
I never knew what hardship looked like until it started raining bowling balls
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
I am counting my calories, yet I really want dessert
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
The irony of the situation wasn’t lost on anyone in the room
She wanted to be rescued, but only if it was Tuesday and raining
I’m worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model
Last Friday I saw a spotted striped blue worm shake hands with a legless lizard
Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of Cheerios
Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by all except herself
She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night 
Jeanne wished she has chosen the red button