When he had to picnic on the beach, he purposely put sand in other peopleâs food
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking
I made myself a peanut butter sandwich as I didnât want to subsist on veggie crackers
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
The beauty of the African sunset disguised the danger lurking nearby
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
He wore the surgical mask in public not to keep from catching a virus, but to keep people away from him
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
She saw no irony asking me to change but wanting me to accept her for who she is
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
I thought red would have felt warmer in summer but I didnât think about the equatorT
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
The snow-covered path was no help in finding his way out of the back-country
Seek success, but always be prepared for random cats
The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
He had a vague sense that trees gave birth to dinosaurs