Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof
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Youâre unsure whether or not to trust him, but very thankful that you wore a turtle neck
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day
Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
I trust everything thatâs written in purple ink
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath his mirrored sunglasses
I had a friend in high school named Rick Shaw, but he was fairly useless as a mode of transport
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
The elderly neighborhood became enraged over the coyotes who had been blamed for the poodleâs disappearance
They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
Weather is not trivial - itâs especially important when youâre standing in it
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
Please tell me you donât work in a morgue