Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
He played the game as if his life depended on it and the truth was that it did
It turns out you donât need all that stuff you insisted you did
Everything was going so well until I was accosted by a purple giraffe
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols
Best friends are like old tomatoes and shoelaces
Standing on oneâs head at job interviews forms a lasting impression
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
Joe made the sugar cookies; Susan decorated them
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
I often see the time 11:11 or 12:34 on clocks
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
Itâs never been my responsibility to glaze the donuts
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
I always dreamed about being stranded on a desert island until it actually happened
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny