Thereâs no reason a hula hoop canât also be a circus ring
It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak
My uncleâs favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles
He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should
They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars
Iâm confused: when people ask me whatâs up, and I point, they groan
If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, itâs really not as bad as it sounds
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
He had accidentally hacked into his companyâs server
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham
Just because the water is red doesnât mean you canât drink it
Iâm not a party animal, but I do like animal parties
His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
Dolores wouldnât have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was
The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility