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There’s no reason a hula hoop can’t also be a circus ring

It caught him off guard that space smelled of seared steak

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should

They looked up at the sky and saw a million stars

I’m confused: when people ask me what’s up, and I point, they groan

If you like tuna and tomato sauce, try combining the two, it’s really not as bad as it sounds

It isn’t difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands

Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server

They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s bag of food

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

Just because the water is red doesn’t mean you can’t drink it

I’m not a party animal, but I do like animal parties

His get rich quick scheme was to grow a cactus farm

It isn’t true that my mattress is made of cotton candy

Dolores wouldn’t have eaten the meal if she had known what it actually was

The overpass went under the highway and into a secret world

He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility