- People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined
His son quipped that power bars were nothing more than adult candy bars
All you need to do is pick up the pen and begin
The miniature pet elephant became the envy of the neighborhood
She did her best to help him
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
Red is greener than purple, for sure
He found his art never progressed when he literally used his sweat and tears
It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball
The mysterious diary records the voice
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds.
Baby wipes are made of chocolate stardust
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest
People generally approve of dogs eating cat food but not cats eating dog food
The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet