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Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it

It’s never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn

The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected.

Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isn’t so bad after all

He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool

They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use

She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach

He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighbor’s yard

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails

That was how he came to win $1 million

If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn

He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others

She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually ta lk to one another

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are

There’s a reason that roses have thorns

She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides

Don’t put peanut butter on the dog’s nose

Don’t piss in my garden and tell me you’re trying to help my plants grow

The lake is a long way from here