Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
Itâs never comforting to know that your fate depends on something as unpredictable as the popping of corn
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected.
Sometimes, all you need to do is completely make an ass of yourself and laugh it off to realise that life isnât so bad after all
He watched the dancing piglets with panda bear tummies in the swimming pool
They finished building the road they knew no one would ever use
She was amazed by the large chunks of ice washing up on the beach
He picked up trash in his spare time to dump in his neighborâs yard
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails
That was how he came to win $1 million
If you really strain your ears, you can just about hear the sound of no one giving a damn
He was surprised that his immense laziness was inspirational to others
She found it strange that people use their cellphones to actually ta lk to one another
Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are
Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns
She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
The lake is a long way from here