Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

I ate a sock because people on the Internet told me to.

On a scale from one to ten, whatâs your favorite flavor of random grammar? 

He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire.
He told us a very exciting adventure story.
Getting up at dawn is for the birds.


One small action would change her life, but whether it would be for better or for worse was yet to be determined.

So long and thanks for the fish.
Yeah, I think itâs a good environment for learning English.
They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage.

He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw.
I covered my friend in baby oil.
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love.
