They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos.
This book is sure to liquefy your brain
He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.
Red is greener than purple, for sure
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief.
Jim liked driving around town with his hazard lights on
He strives to keep the best lawn in the neighborhood
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
He decided that the time had come to be stronger than any of the excuses he’d used until then
The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out exactly as would be expected
The rusty nail stood erect, angled at a 45-degree angle, just waiting for the perfect barefoot to come along
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
They got there early, and they got really good seats
She had a difficult time owning up to her own crazy self
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
He had reached the point where he was paranoid about being paranoid