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Garlic ice-cream was her favorite

The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why

Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies

The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding

The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating

Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common

Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow

It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun

With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever

Too many prisons have become early coffins

The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery