Garlic ice-cream was her favorite
The bird had a belief that it was really a groundhog
He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
I currently have 4 windows open up… and I don’t know why
Barking dogs and screaming toddlers have the unique ability to turn friendly neighbors into cranky enemies
The hand sanitizer was actually clear glue
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the safe was full of pudding
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family
They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence
He decided to fake his disappearance to avoid jail
Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common
Although it wasn’t a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
It’s always a good idea to seek shelter from the evil gaze of the sun
With a single flip of the coin, his life changed forever
Too many prisons have become early coffins
The blinking lights of the antenna tower came into focus just as I heard a loud snap
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery