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Having no hair made him look even hairier

The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

He had accidentally hacked into his company’s server

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

It was the first time he had ever seen someone cook dinner on an elephant

The estate agent quickly marked out his territory on the dance floor

Iguanas were falling out of the trees

The team members were hard to tell apart since they all wore their hair in a ponytail

He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility

Standing on one’s head at job interviews forms a lasting impression

The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers

Jerry liked to look at paintings while eating garlic ice cream

At that moment I was the most fearsome weasel in the entire swamp

She opened up her third bottle of wine of the night

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

I’ve always wanted to go to Tajikistan, but my cat would miss me

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig

Buried deep in the snow, he hoped his batteries were fresh in his avalanche beacon

The body piercing didn’t go exactly as he expected

I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking