He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there
As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
They wandered into a strange Tiki bar on the edge of the small beach town.
The fact that thereâs a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell explains life well.
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die.
The truth is that you pay for your lifestyle in hours.
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people.
Itâs much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball.
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected.
Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it appropriate to wear her bikini
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time.
Some bathing suits just shouldnât be worn by some people
He was 100% into fasting with her until he understood that meant he couldnât eat.
He knew it was going to be a bad day when he saw mountain lions roaming the streets. 
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
He set out for a short walk, but now all he could see were mangroves and water were for miles
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
The sky is clear; the stars are twinkling
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball.