Thereâs a reason that roses have thorns.
He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.
He uses onomatopoeia as a weapon of mental destruction.
He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class.
A dead duck doesnât fly backward.
He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches.
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping.
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow.
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment.
As he looked out the window, he saw a clown walk by
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long.
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory.
Too many prisons have become early coffins.
- Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students.
She lived on Monkey Jungle Road and that seemed to explain all of her strangeness.
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa.
The bullet pierced the window shattering it before missing Dannyâs head by mere millimeters.
Now I need to ponder my existence and ask myself if Iâm truly real
his seven-layer cake only had six layers. 