Having no hair made him look even hairier
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough.
The pigs were insulted that they were named hamburgers
He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny.
They were excited to see their first sloth.
Just go ahead and press that button.
Truth in advertising and dinosaurs with skateboards have much in common.
Donât step on the broken glass.
As the rental car rolled to a stop on the dark road, her fear increased by the moment. 
When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
The ants enjoyed the barbecue more than the family.
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped heâd retain after she delivered the news.
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public.
The tears of a clown make my lipstick run, but my shower cap is still intact.
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
He found rain fascinating yet unpleasant.
So long and thanks for the fish
There are few things better in life than a slice of pie.
