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Even though he thought the world was flat he didn’t see the irony of wanting to travel around the world

It’s not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die

My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do

Warm beer on a cold day isn’t my idea of fun

The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable

Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships

Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk

He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway

I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches

Excitement replaced fear until the final moment

The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known

It’s not often you find a soggy banana on the street

He looked behind the door and didn’t like what he saw

The most exciting eureka moment I’ve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines

He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat

Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all

His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself

He colored deep space a soft yellow

The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough