Even though he thought the world was flat he didnât see the irony of wanting to travel around the world
Itâs not possible to convince a monkey to give you a banana by promising it infinite bananas when they die
My Mum tries to be cool by saying that she likes all the same things that I do
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
The efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable
Potato wedges probably are not best for relationships
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk
He didnât want to go to the dentist, yet he went anyway
I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
The Japanese yen for commerce is still well-known
Itâs not often you find a soggy banana on the street
He looked behind the door and didnât like what he saw
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
He felt that dining on the bridge brought romance to his relationship with his cat
Choosing to do nothing is still a choice, after all
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
He colored deep space a soft yellow
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasnât good enough