The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard
She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch
Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley
She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
The gloves protect my feet from excess work
He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started
I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens
Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag
The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him
I trust everything that’s written in purple ink
They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos
Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same
He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen
He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement