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The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard

She thought there’d be sufficient time if she hid her watch

Everyone pretends to like wheat until you mention barley

She looked at the masterpiece hanging in the museum but all she could think is that her five-year-old could do better

I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief

The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long

When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery

The gloves protect my feet from excess work

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

I honestly find her about as intimidating as a basket of kittens

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic

I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag

The murder hornet was disappointed by the preconceived ideas people had of him

I trust everything that’s written in purple ink

They desperately needed another drummer since the current one only knew how to play bongos

Watching the geriatric men’s softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball

Lets all be unique together until we realise we are all the same

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

The bees decided to have a mutiny against their queen

He barked orders at his daughters but they just stared back with amusement