
We will not allow you to bring your pet armadillo along.

The crowd yells and screams for more memes.

He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore.

She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and pesticides.


Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home.

If any cop asks you where you were, just say you were visiting Kansas.

he efficiency we have at removing trash has made creating trash more acceptable.

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer “pink”.

Shakespeare was a famous 17th-century diesel mechanic.
The father died during childbirth.
I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.