They say that dogs are manâs best friend, but this cat was setting out to sabotage that theory
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
Nudist colonies shun fig-leaf couture
He learned the important lesson that a picnic at the beach on a windy day is a bad idea
I just wanted to tell you I could see the love you have for your child by the way you look at her
I received a heavy fine but it failed to crush my spirit
She anticipated the feel of his cock on her tongue
Greetings from the galaxy MACS0647-JD, or what we call home
He fumbled in the darkness looking for the light switch, but when he finally found it there was someone already there
Weâre careful about orange ping pong balls because people might think theyâre fruit
The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpick
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste
Waffles are always better without fire ants and fleas
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
The knives were out and she was sharpening hers
It isnât difficult to do a handstand if you just stand on your hands
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over