As you consider all the possible ways to improve yourself and the world, you notice John Travolta seems fairly unhappy
Nobody loves a pig wearing lipstick
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
Thereâs a growing trend among teenagers of using frisbees as go-cart wheels
Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
She couldnât decide of the glass was half empty or half full so she drank it
Itâs a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
I want to buy a onesie⌠but know it wonât suit me
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
If I donât like something, Iâll stay away from it
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
The minute she landed she understood the reason this was a fly-over state
She wrote him a long letter, but he didnât read it
She was too busy always talking about what she wanted to do to actually do any of it
It was getting dark, and we werenât there yet
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
She discovered van life is difficult with 2 cats and a dog