When I cook spaghetti, I like to boil it a few minutes past al dente so the noodles are super slippery
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake
It was difficult for Mary to admit that most of her workout consisted of exercising poor judgment
She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched
David subscribes to the âstuff your tent into the bagâ strategy over nicely folding it
I donât respect anybody who canât tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke
It would have been a better night if the guys next to us werenât in the splash zone
His mind was blown that there was nothing in space except space itself
Kevin embraced his ability to be at the wrong place at the wrong time
Three years later, the coffin was still full of Jello
All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea how much she would hate it
Pair your designer cowboy hat with scuba gear for a memorable occasion
He was an introvert that extroverts seemed to love
Swim at your own risk was taken as a challenge for the group of Kansas City college students
Jason didnât understand why his parents wouldnât let him sell his little sister at the garage sale
The waves were crashing on the shore; it was a lovely sight
Peter found road kill an excellent way to save money on dinner
Youâre good at English when you know the difference between a man eating chicken and a man-eating chicken