Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home
For oil spots on the floor, nothing beats parking a motorbike in the lounge
The delicious aroma from the kitchen was ruined by cigarette smoke
They decided to plant an orchard of cotton candy
They improved dramatically once the lead singer left
It’s a skateboarding penguin with a sunhat
The blue parrot drove by the hitchhiking mongoose
8% of 25 is the same as 25% of 8 and one of them is much easier to do in your head
She had a habit of taking showers in lemonade
He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty
Every manager should be able to recite at least ten nursery rhymes backward
There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they have money to go to the store
Abstraction is often one floor above you
He was sure the Devil created red sparkly glitter
Excitement replaced fear until the final moment
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasn’t a good idea
This is the last random sentence I will be writing and I am going to stop mid-sent
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
For some unfathomable reason, the response team didn’t consider a lack of milk for my cereal as a proper emergency
Sarah ran from the serial killer holding a jug of milk