Watching the geriatric menâs softball team brought back memories of 3 yr olds playing t-ball
The most exciting eureka moment Iâve had was when I realized that the instructions on food packets were just guidelines
Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
They got there early, and they got really good seats
She traveled because it cost the same as therapy and was a lot more enjoyable
The Guinea fowl flies through the air with all the grace of a turtle
I only enjoy window shopping when the windows are transparent
I used to live in my neighborâs fishpond, but the aesthetic wasnât to my taste 
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
David proudly graduated from high school top of his class at age 97
I like to leave work after my eight-hour tea-break
They were excited to see their first sloth
Check back tomorrow; I will see if the book has arrived
The fox in the tophat whispered into the ear of the rabbit
Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding
Iâd always thought lightning was something only I could see
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the ladyâs bag of food