He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash
Iâm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people
Greetings from the real universe
A song can make or ruin a personâs day if they let it get to them
He realized there had been several deaths on this road, but his concern rose when he saw the exact number
Gwen had her best sleep ever on her new bed of nails
He told us a very exciting adventure story
He never understood why what, when, and where left out who
After coating myself in vegetable oil I found my success rate skyrocketed
When he asked her favorite number, she answered without hesitation that it was diamonds.
There arenât enough towels in the world to stop the sewage flowing from his mouth
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
Pantyhose and heels are an interesting choice of attire for the beach
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test
Dan ate the clouds like cotton candy
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
The dead trees waited to be ignited by the smallest spark and seek their revenge
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language