The crowd yells and screams for more memes
Tomorrow will bring something new, so leave today as a memory
He enjoys practicing his ballet in the bathroom
She couldnât understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy
Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year
It was a really good Monday for being a SaturdayIt was a really good Monday for being a Saturday
Donât put peanut butter on the dogâs nose
He put heat on the wound to see what would grow
Shingle color was not something the couple had ever talked about
I was offended by the suggestion that my baby brother was a jewel thief
Iâve traveled all around Africa and still havenât found the gnu who stole my scarf
I became paranoid that the school of jellyfish was spying on me
She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
The urgent care center was flooded with patients after the news of a new deadly virus was made public
He used to get confused between soldiers and shoulders, but as a military man, he now soldiers responsibility
Cursive writing is the best way to build a race track
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
The tattered work gloves speak of the many hours of hard labor he endured throughout his life
She learned that water bottles are no longer just to hold liquid, but theyâre also status symbols