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I love eating toasted cheese and tuna sandwiches

The skeleton had skeletons of his own in the closet

She could hear him in the shower singing with a joy she hoped he’d retain after she delivered the news

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it

She says she has the ability to hear the soundtrack of your life

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

I don’t respect anybody who can’t tell the difference between Pepsi and Coke

We have young kids who often walk into our room at night for various reasons including clowns in the closet

Joe discovered that traffic cones make excellent megaphones

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

They called out her name time and again, but were met with nothing but silence

Please put on these earmuffs because I can’t you hear

Doris enjoyed tapping her nails on the table to annoy everyone

Please tell me you don’t work in a morgue

That is an appealing treasure map that I can’t read

I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it

They throw cabbage that turns your brain into emotional baggage

He invested some skill points in Charisma and Strength

The crowd yells and screams for more memes

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone