He had a wall full of masks so she could wear a different face every day
Toddlers feeding raccoons surprised even the seasoned park ranger
Warm beer on a cold day isnât my idea of fun
Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus
- Sometimes I stare at a door or a wall and I wonder what is this reality, why am I alive, and what is this all about?
Thirty years later, she still thought it was okay to put the toilet paper roll under rather than over
We have never been to Asia, nor have we visited Africa
She looked into the mirror and saw another person
She insisted that cleaning out your closet was the key to good driving
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire
He decided water-skiing on a frozen lake wasnât a good idea
I may struggle with geography, but Iâm sure Iâm somewhere around here
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
The fish dreamed of escaping the fishbowl and into the toilet where he saw his friend go
The paintbrush was angry at the color the artist chose to use
People who insist on picking their teeth with their elbows are so annoying!
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Itâs difficult to understand the lengths heâd go to remain short
Donât piss in my garden and tell me youâre trying to help my plants grow
I was starting to worry that my pet turtle could tell what I was thinking