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Trash covered the landscape like sprinkles do a birthday cake

Strawberries must be the one food that doesn’t go well with this brand of paint

He quietly entered the museum as the super bowl started

I can’t believe this is the eighth time I’m smashing open my piggy bank on the same day!

He found the chocolate covered roaches quite tasty

The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it

She couldn’t understand why nobody else could see that the sky is full of cotton candy

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails

  1. The water flowing down the river didn’t look that powerful from the car

She was disgusted he couldn’t tell the difference between lemonade and limeade

Italy is my favorite country; in fact, I plan to spend two weeks there next year

He was disappointed when he found the beach to be so sandy and the sun so sunny

The fifty mannequin heads floating in the pool kind of freaked them out

I used to practice weaving with spaghetti three hours a day but stopped because I didn’t want to die alone

The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc

The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large box her father’s lawnmower came in

The elephant didn’t want to talk about the person in the room

He dreamed of leaving his law firm to open a portable dog wash

Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate pudding

The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars