Improve your goldfishâs physical fitness by getting him a bicycle
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits.
It isnât true that my mattress is made of cotton candy
My biggest joy is roasting almonds while stalking prey
Stop waiting for exceptional things to just happen
The clouds formed beautiful animals in the sky that eventually created a tornado to wreak havoc
He ended up burning his fingers poking someone elseâs fire
Gary didnât understand why Doug went upstairs to get one dollar bills when he invited him to go cow tipping
When she didnât like a guy who was trying to pick her up, she started using sign language
A purple pig and a green donkey flew a kite in the middle of the night and ended up sunburnt
When motorists sped in and out of traffic, all she could think of was those in need of a transplant
The door swung open to reveal pink giraffes and red elephants.
Combines are no longer just for farms
I cheated while playing the darts tournament by using a longbow
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25 years later, she still regretted that specific moment
The sudden rainstorm washed crocodiles into the ocean
She can live her life however she wants as long as she listens to what I have to say
I come from a tribe of head-hunters, so I will never need a shrink
Giving directions that the mountains are to the west only works when you can see them
Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight