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He shaved the peach to prove a point

Everybody should read Chaucer to improve their everyday vocabulary

He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights on his house in the middle of July

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

As the asteroid hurtled toward earth, Becky was upset her dentist appointment had been canceled

He swore he just saw his sushi move

He turned in the research paper on Friday; otherwise, he would have not passed the class

The waitress was not amused when he ordered green eggs and ham

Separation anxiety is what happens when you can’t find your phone

The reservoir water level continued to lower while we enjoyed our long shower

He hated that he loved what she hated about hate

Everyone was curious about the large white blimp that appeared overnight

  1. As he dangled from the rope deep inside the crevasse

I’m worried by the fact that my daughter looks to the local carpet seller as a role model

It’s much more difficult to play tennis with a bowling ball than it is to bowl with a tennis ball

Nobody questions who built the pyramids in Mexico

Today we gathered moss for my uncle’s wedding

He took one look at what was under the table and noped the hell out of there

I may struggle with geography, but I’m sure I’m somewhere around here

There should have been a time and a place, but this wasn’t it