He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a cereal killer
Blue sounded too cold at the time and yet it seemed to work for gin
At that moment he wasnât listening to music, he was living an experience
Separation anxiety is what happens when you canât find your phone
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
The trick to getting kids to eat anything is to put catchup on it
Acres of almond trees lined the interstate highway which complimented the crazy driving nuts
He is no James Bond; his name is Roger Moore
I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market
The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as he tried to decide between a cone or a cup
The swirled lollipop had issues with the pop rock candy
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
It was always dangerous to drive with him since he insisted the safety cones were a slalom course
The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the drawer was quite admirable
To the surprise of everyone, the Rapture happened yesterday but it didnât quite go as expected
Douglas figured the best way to succeed was to do the opposite of what heâd been doing all his life
It must be easy to commit crimes as a snake because you donât have to worry about leaving fingerprints
The near-death experience brought new ideas to light
Although it wasnât a pot of gold, Nancy was still enthralled at what she found at the end of the rainbow
The teenage boy was accused of breaking his arm simply to get out of the test