It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair
Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals
He drank life before spitting it out
Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion
I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it
It didnât make sense unless you had the power to eat colors
Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history
I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig
The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter
She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon
I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away
Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers
His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasnât for his stupidity
Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race
Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone
The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him
Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time
When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier
Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and theyâll upset by the lack of biscuits
The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clauseâs belly