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It was at that moment that he learned there are certain parts of the body that you should never Nair

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals

He drank life before spitting it out

Martha came to the conclusion that shake weights are a great gift for any occasion

I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted a bicycle with rockets strapped to it

It didn’t make sense unless you had the power to eat colors

Mary realized if her calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than her computer browser history

I liked their first two albums but changed my mind after that charity gig

The best part of marriage is animal crackers with peanut butter

She wore green lipstick like a fashion icon

I met an interesting turtle while the song on the radio blasted away

Andy loved to sleep on a bed of nails.
Of course, she loves her pink bunny slippers

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

Today I dressed my unicorn in preparation for the race

Everyone was busy, so I went to the movie alone

The light in his life was actually a fire burning all around him

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

When transplanting seedlings, candied teapots will make the task easier

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

The bread dough reminded her of Santa Clause’s belly