I love bacon, beer, birds, and baboons. 

Car safety systems have come a long way, but he was out to prove they could be outsmarted.


Jason lived his life by the motto, "Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.


The lyrics of the song sounded like fingernails on a chalkboard.


Improve your goldfish’s physical fitness by getting him a bicycle.

Chocolate covered crickets were his favorite snack.

The secret code they created made no sense, even to them.

he group quickly understood that toxic waste was the most effective barrier to use against the zombies.

His ultimate dream fantasy consisted of being content and sleeping eight hours in a row.
The newly planted trees were held up by wooden frames in hopes they could survive the next storm.
t was a really good Monday for being a Saturday.
