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The thunderous roar of the jet overhead confirmed her worst fears

My uncle’s favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles

Today I bought a raincoat and wore it on a sunny day

She works two jobs to make ends meet; at least, that was her reason for not having time to join us

There were a lot of paintings of monkeys waving bamboo sticks in the gallery.

Going from child, to childish, to childlike is only a matter of time

She always speaks to him in a loud voice

Iron pyrite is the most foolish of all minerals.

The river stole the gods.

Little Red Riding Hood decided to wear orange today

All they could see was the blue water surrounding their sailboat

He was so preoccupied with whether or not he could that he failed to stop to consider if he should

The pet shop stocks everything you need to keep your anaconda happy

When he encountered maize for the first time, he thought it incredibly corny.

The tour bus was packed with teenage girls heading toward their next adventure

His confidence would have bee admirable if it wasn’t for his stupidity

People keep telling me “orange” but I still prefer "pink

Hang on, my kittens are scratching at the bathtub and they’ll upset by the lack of biscuits

Tuesdays are free if you bring a gnome costume

Henry couldn’t decide if he was an auto mechanic or a priest